2008|Friday Mar. 21
From Around the Net
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Here are a few Internet takes on last nights (Mar. 20) episode of Lost titled "Meet Kevin Johnson"
From talent NETWORK NEWS
Our take on why Michael can't kill himself goes back to the bizarre but amazing TIME LOOP THEORY. A theory with some holes but a theory that makes sense to many of the story lines. Michael can't kill himself or die in the flash forward because he is already dead. Not dead like a ghost but dead in the past. He dies during his mission on the ship. Remember that Desmond knew when Charlie was going to die and he could only alter when that death would happen so much. He was seeing the future. I know, UGH!
The 'Oceanic 6' are revealed and Michael and Walt are not of those 6. How can this be? No explanation at this point. But again it leads to some theory of traveling back and forth in time. Michael going on that ship is going back in time to some degree. Michael is going to die that is a guarantee. The flash forward from last season of Jack and kate in a black neighborhood outside of a funeral home could lead to Michael being that guy in the coffin. Reasons are now known why they would not want to attend the funeral.
So confusing and so many answers that await until the end of this great tale that is 'Lost'
From E! ONLINE (Watch With Kristen)
Tonight's Michael/Kevin-centric Lost installment was indeed the last episode produced before the strike, which means we'll need to wait until April 24 (at 10 p.m.) to see what comes next. But thankfully, we do have plenty to chew on in the meantime...
What We Learned
"All of the Oceanic Six Have Been Revealed." Ben may be another story, but the ABC promo dude don't lie! And so, from tonight's teaser, we know that Claire's wittle bebeh Aaron does most definitely count as one of the six who get off the island. BTW, how genius was it that Damon and Carlton left that spot open for possibly Jin and then for possibly Michael so we'd not really know their fates while watching the last two episodes? Goddang I love this show.
Ben Isn't Evil. He's EEEEEVILLLLE: New drinking game! Every time Benjamin Linus allllmost convinces you that he's playing for the "good guys"—but then does something so despicable you want to climb through your screen and squish his little beady eyeballs like peeled grapes—take a nice big swig. Tonight was perhaps the most whiplashing of all such occasions, as he tossed out statements such as:
* "I do not kill innocent people."
* "I will not kill innocent people."
* "Then Michael, consider yourself one of the good guys."
And then...Whammo! It became clear he was behind the slaughter of two of the most seemingly innocent of all characters on the entire show (and the only two loved ones his daughter has): Boyfriend Karl and Mama Rousseau.
Michael Has Reverse Charlie Syndrome: You think you had it bad, Charlie? Oh really? Well, how about finding out like Michael Dawson did that you are seemingly incapable of doing anything even remotely heroic, and your last-ditch resort—offing yourself—isn't even a viable option because, as Mr. Friendly put it, "The Island will not let you die." WTF? "Let you?"
The big, massive, mind-boggling question, of course, is exactly why and how "the Island" is controlling the Losties' destinies.
Wacky and Probably Wrong Theory of the Day: Did you notice that Walt's grandma sure looked a whole lot like the woman who asked Miles to get rid of her grandon's ghost in the second episode of the season?
What Lies Ahead
Claire Is in Trouble. Not only do we know that baby Aaron makes it off the island and she does not, but the promos clearly spell out trouble for the fair-haired mamacita. "The War" as Ben calls it, seems to have begun. (Then again, if Ben the pathological liar calls it a war it's probably more of a bake-off.) (FULL STORY)
From the BIG LEAD
That’s pretty much all we want to know. Who is bad: Ben and the Others, or Widmore’s people? Could it be both, with the survivors of the flight stuck in the middle?
Mind is playin’ tricks on ya: Remember in the flash-forward when Jack went to jump off the bridge after seeing a newspaper clip of someone who hanged themself in NYC? That had to be Michael (or someone that Ben planted to make it seem like Michael killed himself - just like all those bodies at the bottom of the ocean!). Thus, Michael has to be the guy who dies next week (and it also leads us to believe that Michael, Sayid and Desmond don’t reconnect with Jack in the coming episodes, because why would Jack be so crushed in the future if he knew Michael and Walt were OK?). To be clear - the guess here is that Michael does die next week, but not in his apartment.
But wait - why else would some random person who died in NYC warrant a mention in a California newspaper? Oh! Because it is revealed that Michael was on the flight, and survived! So wait … maybe he doesn’t die next week? We’d have better lucky solving the Son of Sam murders than guessing what the hell is going to transpire in this show. Help. Please.
From ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY (EW.com)
Tom friendly didn't show up just to complete Lost's Benetton dance card. He also reinforced three major elements of the show's mythos: He told Michael (1) that some of the Others can leave the Island whenever they want, (2) that the Island won't let Michael kill himself, and (3) that Charles Widmore faked the Oceanic 815 crash by buying an old Boeing 777, filling it with bodies dug up from a Thai cemetery, and sinking it in an ocean trench.
The more I think about Charles Widmore as a merciless Lex Luthorian villain, meanwhile, the less I'm convinced. First of all, a quick DVR pause on that invoice for the ''old'' 777 plane — a model that was only ten years old in 2004 — reveals Widmore purchased it for $450,000. Which is a bargain considering Boeing's website quotes the cheapest new 777 at $200 million. That's not to say that Widmore definitively isn't behind the fake Oceanic 815 wreckage. Just that Friendly's ''proof'' smelled bogus to me. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if we don't have an Emperor Palpatine situation going on here, i.e., a mastermind playing both sides of a faux war against each other so he can ascend to power.
The code for the bomb was 71776, i.e., July 1776, i.e., the month our fair country was born. What does it mean?
I think the captain already knows Kevin Johnson is really Michael Dawson. (FULL STORY)
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